you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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