Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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