When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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