these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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