It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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