areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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