Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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