hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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