She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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