Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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