The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....