so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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