Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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