where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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