My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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