No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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