I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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