i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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