Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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