went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's shark week go big or go home
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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