Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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