Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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