Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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