I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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