i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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