mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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