This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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