When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
that's an acceptable place to lick
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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