I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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