It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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