Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just want to make out with him forever
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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