no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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