i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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