So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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