and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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