Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I see more hoeing in ur future
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