I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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