that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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