Heybabeimwearingurpanties
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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