I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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