your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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