He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.