The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
This is my gift to your gina
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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