Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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