Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
