if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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