She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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