I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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