My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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