It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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