Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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