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(253): View more from Washington

The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls

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(678): View more from Georgia

After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory

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(516): View more from New York

i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?

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(904): View more from Florida

the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.

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