he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Randomize
