You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
tell me about the fingering
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